I’ve saved so much money this week by letting the kids eat whatever they want to eat. Instead of spending hundreds of dollars on ingredients for meals, I spent like $6.37 on bananas and ice cream The End

What’s the most unhinged reply you’ve gotten on here because once I retweeted someone who said garbage dumps should have viewing windows for kids to watch and someone said that was dangerous because the kids might see discarded body parts serial killers threw away in the trash

Solo parenting over April break is not going well. I haven’t had a single second to myself. About to lose my mind. Threw a bunch of razor scooters at them to distract them while I run away and hide.

The Giving Tree except it’s all three kids asking for bites of my sausage egg and cheese croissant and now I have nothing for breakfast

I actually don’t mind if a bar or a pub is child-free, what I mind is when people are SMUG ABOUT IT

Kids are fighting because 8yo said 6yo always lies about brushing her teeth and 6yo is mad because she says she only lies about it half the time.

Kids will be like “why did you run over our scooter 😭” but I mean

My 8-year-old got his braces and expander taken off today and his orthodontist sent him home with a bunch of the faves he hasn’t been able to eat while they were on. Love that she’s teaching a more reasonable “take care of your teeth” over “NO SUGAR EVER.”

Edit: seven human teeth.

Latest in dental news: my daughter lost a tooth today and she is carrying it around in a baggie full of water like it’s a goldfish she won at the carnival.

I’m parenting solo this week during April break and my husband is sending me petty stories from an Argentinian cemetery to brighten my day

Good luck, Boston Marathon runners! Market Basket is rooting for you.

26.2 miles is only 138,336 MB floor tiles – YOU GOT THIS!

6-year-old was looking at her hair and said “I’m glad I have brown hair.” I asked why and she said “Because if I had blonde hair I’d have to change my name to Ella.” Is that even true

The difference between fall soccer and spring soccer is that for fall soccer the temperature is 60 degrees (too hot) and for spring soccer the temperature is 60 degrees (too cold)