THAT’S your penis?

but would your thesis defend YOU?

I imagine Bluetooth as a beautiful cerulean spirit flying around my house allowing my devices to whisper to each other

At this point I can’t even call it procrastinating anymore, I’m straight up jeopardizing my future 😭

The coolest.

embarrándome un pinche pegoste de vitacilina como si esa mierda arregla absolutamente todo porque me consta que es verdad

You know those videos where people say all of their pets favourites words…

a ver más fácil, levante la mano el que NO fue a una boda este fin

i know it’s not the super senior talking about a masters degree abroad

i have got to get better at getting better

hola le hice un edit cuacho a pillion porque no podía dejar de pensar en esa peli y esta rola alright! bye

me looking for synonyms while writing

you should be sentenced to unspeakable horrors for even thinking about saying this

recién me entero que tu novio que está horrendo tmb es un pendejo misógino entonces que estamos haciendo princesa

double empathy.

mi princesa zendaya haciéndola de mi princesa emma ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

esq neta… i am blind… and you are ugly… its so easy to want you… i want you i want you i want you

yo cuando choqué mi carro