I'm sorry, but it's not God's plan for you to enter the transfer portal every other year.

I traveled back to 1994 to show this to Kurt Cobain and he blew his brains out all by himself this time

LOL

favorite part of the start of fantasy baseball season is refreshing my team page repeatedly until I see my players IL'd so I can make moves.

Parents: To save time, just have your child’s new water bottle shipped directly to their school’s lost and found.

why is smoking the only addictions jobs give you breaks to do? i should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays

good morning, everyone. The MLB All-Star Game is tonight ⭐️ 2015 ASG Cardinals player introductions has to be one of the funniest of all time 😂

The #STLCards have now DFA’d both players they received in last deadline’s Tommy Edman deal: Tommy Pham and Erick Fedde

Bradley Carnell is running away with the Coach of the year award. What the hell was St. Louis City thinking? They will regret that decision for a very long time!

DURING the game in Stl last night. Wow. Welcome back to the 70s. This is what it used to look like. I was there. Pre-Whitey. Buying shag carpet asap.A major rebuild of roster and trust better be coming. One can only hope. It’s coming right? Buena suerte Chaim! Rooting for you.

Dylan Raiola when he finds out Patrick Mahomes left the game early

Lee Corso should attack Pat McAfee with a samurai sword and dare a jury to convict him

Meet Carter Arey. He grew up cheering for #Mizzou and played wheelchair basketball for the Tigers. When he got to try a 45-yard field goal to win $25k yesterday, he knew what he wanted to do: kick it at the KU bench. He did. Get to know the viral fan: stltoday.com/sports/college…

Derrick Henry tonight

What the hell are you watching?

Take me back to these days please

Every conference should just have 10 members and play a full round robin, and double round robin for basketball. It was perfect! Take us back!

Exactly 25 years ago today, I scored my first — and only — professional goal. Contrary to what I believed at the time, goalkeepers are not allowed to handle the ball in both penalty areas. The goal was disallowed and I was sent off — still it earned me legendary status. 😉 #otd

Jordair Jett That guy rocked.

WHAT ARE WE DOING?! Nothing matters anymore.