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What is the point of this video?

Why did they make the Shadow Cabinet come in separately to say into a camera that Keir Starmer lived in a pebble-dash semi, had a toolmaker Dad, nurse Mum, once bought a blanket, likes beer, Arsenal, that his favourite band is “Northern Soul”?

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Keir Starmer killed his Dad. This does not happen by accident. Dad hospitalised with rapid-onset terminal illness, house immediately burns down, dog sealed inside, Keir goes to the hospital and taunts his Dad to death.

Keir Starmer killed his Dad.

Keir Starmer killed his Dad. This does not happen by accident. Dad hospitalised with rapid-onset terminal illness, house immediately burns down, dog sealed inside, Keir goes to the hospital and taunts his Dad to death.

Keir Starmer killed his Dad.
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This is the most pathetic thing I have ever seen in my life. GB News ugly duckling Patrick Christys went to the Oxford University Palestine protests and repeatedly accused protestors of 'fascism' because they... waved a flag and wouldn't stop for a natter with him?

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If the Nazis did the Holocaust today David Lammy would be delivering pre-dinner remarks at Brown House about how him and Hitler have a lot in common because they’re both small-f fascists and like dogs

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THINGS ABOUT KEIR STARMER WHICH MAKE ME FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE

• not allowed to watch TV until he was in his 20s

• father never told him he loves him

• settled down at 45, refuses to disclose any previous relationships

• cheats on his wife

• killed his Dad?

• face, voice

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No matter your thoughts on Keir Starmer, and believe me he is far from my first choice for Leader of the Labour Party with his kind of record, I think every last person in Britain can agree that he definitely killed his Dad.

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At the age of fifteen, Keir Starmer’s Sunday League junior football team invented an award just for him called the “Beaver Shield.”

At the age of fifteen, Keir Starmer’s Sunday League junior football team invented an award just for him called the “Beaver Shield.”
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