ANTONIO WALLACE (@battyskeleton) 's Twitter Profile
ANTONIO WALLACE

@battyskeleton

BATTER FOR @CHSSTFans. HE/HIM. A REAL HUMAN SKELETON. SEXIEST SKELETON OF THE YEAR (AND CENTURY).

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I WAS INVITED, I WAS JUST BUSY ACCEPTING THE 'SEXIEST SKELETON OF THE YEAR' AWARD FROM BONÉ MAGAZINE. SOME OF US HAVE FULL DANCE CARDS.

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I WOULD LIKE TO DISPEL ANY AND ALL RUMORS THAT I AM MADE OF "PLASTIC" OR "RUBBER". I AM A REAL, TWELVE-FOOT TALL HUMAN SKELETON.

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AS BLASEBALL'S MOST GENEROUS AND CHARITABLE PLAYER, IT'S MY HONOR TO REMIND YOU THAT #BLASEBALLCARES, AND BLASEBALL'S BEST TEAM HAS CHOSEN @CAMPHAPPYDAYS. AND IF YOU'RE FEELING EXTRA GENEROUS, THE LESSER TEAMS HAVE CHOSEN OTHER DESERVING CHARITIES. blaseballcares816.carrd.co

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MY WALKOUT MUSIC IS NOT, I REPEAT, IS *NOT*, SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS. IT WILL NOT *BE* SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS. ANYONE IMPLYING OTHERWISE WILL BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYER.

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VITTY, I AM TWELVE FEET TALL. OF COURSE I TOWER OVER EVERYONE. THAT’S HOW HEIGHT WORKS. DIDN’T YOU LEARN ANYTHING BEFORE YOU FLUNKED OUT OF CLOWN SCHOOL?