I WAS INVITED, I WAS JUST BUSY ACCEPTING THE 'SEXIEST SKELETON OF THE YEAR' AWARD FROM BONÉ MAGAZINE. SOME OF US HAVE FULL DANCE CARDS.

ANTONIO WALLACE Vito 'Wyatt Mason' Kravitz Maybe she's born with it, Maybeshelostherskin

I WOULD LIKE TO DISPEL ANY AND ALL RUMORS THAT I AM MADE OF "PLASTIC" OR "RUBBER". I AM A REAL, TWELVE-FOOT TALL HUMAN SKELETON.

ATNONIO WINNER

AS BLASEBALL'S MOST GENEROUS AND CHARITABLE PLAYER, IT'S MY HONOR TO REMIND YOU THAT #BLASEBALLCARES, AND BLASEBALL'S BEST TEAM HAS CHOSEN @CAMPHAPPYDAYS. AND IF YOU'RE FEELING EXTRA GENEROUS, THE LESSER TEAMS HAVE CHOSEN OTHER DESERVING CHARITIES. blaseballcares816.carrd.co

MY WALKOUT MUSIC IS NOT, I REPEAT, IS *NOT*, SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS. IT WILL NOT *BE* SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS. ANYONE IMPLYING OTHERWISE WILL BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYER.

VITTY, I AM TWELVE FEET TALL. OF COURSE I TOWER OVER EVERYONE. THAT’S HOW HEIGHT WORKS. DIDN’T YOU LEARN ANYTHING BEFORE YOU FLUNKED OUT OF CLOWN SCHOOL?

SOON, MY LOVELIES. SOON.