There’s a heat in the pavement my mercury’s raising

🍋 It’s ends with her picking up a mahjong tile and it says MM and then she flips it around and it’s WW WICKED WITCH

Opened netflix to watch stranger things saw those fuckass haircuts and closed the app right back up

Normally I don't like these reductive tweets but every single low exposure slideshow of martinis on my tik tok fyp has been set to Olivia Dean

Annoying People:

The evolution of eating disorder

still the one I do this

Why do the Ayatollah and Cher have the same tweet cadence

she looks like her midnights became her afternoon

Me: "Can you make this email shorter" ChatGPT:

Seated for headache & sore throat

why’s she kinda choked enough here

Geese:

Are you leaving fifth harmony

the fact that Tyra fake eliminated 14 girls and made the other 14 believe they were cast on ANTM but it was the opposite 😭💀

I felt like this for about 3 seconds post college then I got blocked on grindr for the first time

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