I want everyone on this app to know that a lot of you are EXTREMELY unwell

Yes, I do comment fifty comments on my friends photos within a minute of them posting. Do they think I’m crazy? Maybe idc. Crazy in love with all my beautiful strong women

Is there a way to turnoff the AI translation feature on Instagram? I would rather hear people speaking their own languages and read translated captions

Russian men are so fucking annoying omfg Especially the Americanized ones. They act like they’re broke.

abusing substances and replying to everyone’s stories and tweets is imminent

I need everyone to understand.. ‘Interview with the Vampire’ is actually one of the greatest shows of all time in this decade.

Ah. I see now why he was saying all that shit about diddy

Usher looked us in the eyes and stood hand in hand with Diddy, the abuser, last month. This month, it’s Chris Brown, the abuser. Those are choices.

Who is actually talking to anyone on Bumble? Like seriously

Get a load of this guy

Ladies I ordered us some new men. They will be here next Thursday.

Girl. No. Casual sex with emotionally unavailable men is exactly that, casual sex eith emotionally unavailable men. This is such a slap in the face to actual rape victims.

time for me to spread the kyle gallner agenda, again.

the level of bloatedness i’m experiencing right now can only be compared to the frog balloons from shrek

pho is truly everything. full of hydration. full of collagen. protein, ginger, and other spices that help with digestion. warm and so gentle on my stomach. and absolutely delicious. thank you God

And that’s what you fucking get you dumb hypocritical murdering bitch.

Man I just turned on #euphoria. What the hell is Rue doing?

i’m afraid theirs is the only relationship i care about in these movies

If I see you going to that fuck ass concert I am ENDING relations with you