It’s always “wyd” it’s never “I bought you a pair of 1s”

this satan 👺 shit is so sad 😪 wtf! im never letting my kids 👨‍👩‍👧‍👧 listen to lil nas x’s new smash hit single “MONTERO (Call Me By Your Name) 👎🏾 which has a new version out right now on all streaming🎶 platforms!!! 🤬

am i okay? no, but am i vibin? yes.

i just... and he... this man really... he made up a whole game show so he could find... i hate tinder & more importantly i hate men

thank god for snapchat stories, how else would i know it’s snowing outside

adding komodo dragons to my list of fears✔️

as a kid my mom never let me wear justice clothes and it would piss me off so much but like... thank god

why am i so obsessed with tiktok drama

i genuinely can’t remember the last time i consumed a vegetable

PSA!!! idk why i didn’t know this yet but staples & office depot will laminate your vaccination card and make you a copy for free!!!

do they put drugs in baja blast

hahaha this is in my neighborhood

Ahhhhhhhhhh fucjjjkkkk ahhhhhh ahhh fuck

Women: I have a stalker, he threatened to kill me. Police: Cool, can you call us when he actually does that?

men r just 🤢 ... not mine tho y’all take care

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 28 Dec 2012 (via Twi Age 🥳).

if i see one more meme of my ex i’m throwing my phone off a cliff

#BestBarHemingways

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 28 Dec 2012 (via Twi Age 🥳).

#HTTC