More Tory MPs have spoken up about how Nike have done a fashion thing, than about the child poverty data which shows a growing number of children in the country they rule not having enough to eat. Wobble your heads.

What a woman! No wonder the Tories are terrified of her. We need more people like Angela Rayner in politics. theguardian.com/global/2024/ma…

Add the "caused by vaccine" crowd too 🤦‍♀️

So ordinary people on minimum wage need to learn to budget, but MPs on just over £90,000 a year need more money. Have I got that right?🤬🤬🤬🤬

Adam Bienkov If people can’t cope with the cost of living on £100,000 and the average salary is £35,000, then the economy is so spectacularly fucked that you, as Chancellor, should resign and trigger an election.

Let me get this right Ticketmaster... Twenty One Pilots presale just started, all sold out at face value but magically you have loads of premium ones that are the normal seats and not resale but are double the face value price? Robbing bastards.

Remember “Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived?” I’ve done one for Tory resignations: Sex scandal, sex scandal, corruption, sex scandal, tractor porn, sex scandal, corruption, lobbying, sex scandal, rule breaking, sex scandal, racism, sex scandal Not so catchy

Not Steve doing the business equivalent of "if you break up with me I'll kill myself" #TheApprentice

My heart is breaking for the poor people on 160k, who are upset at having to make some choices in life. Tiny violins must be selling out everywhere. As an aside, surely the Telegraph would be the first to say we won't call you broke just because that's how you identify.

The #Tories have spent 14 years putting millions on #NHS waiting lists, and *now* they wonder why people are off sick? #SickNoteSunak #sicknote

#ResignMartinOsterdahl

israel got the chance to harass. annoy. bully other delegations. They had to change their fucking song 4 times. The Netherlands get disqualified after a verbal incident.

Bambi Thug with watermelon symbol in the green room. Crown the Witch.

Now it’s over. To the Israeli delegation and press who have intimidated fans, press and delegations this week. You tried to steal this contest’s soul and came close to succeeding. May your disgraceful behaviour never be tolerated again.

a non binary, pro palestine winner. fuck you israel.

I see Britain is racing towards the “bottle water only” stage of de-developing itself. Marvellous. Well done to all involved.

“How shall we start the campaign?” “Speech in the rain whilst Steve Bray plays the anthem that reminds people of Labour’s 1997 landslide.” “OK. And in the evening?” “Kick Sky out of your launch event but make sure they film it before you cut the line.”

It’s ok parents. All you’ll need to do is stop having Starbucks, cancel Netflix, remember that pasta and porridge are cheap and follow 30p Lee for more budgeting tips 👍 Or is it only poor people that can be patronised on how to budget…🤔 #Eton

I don’t want my tax being spent on facilitating the return of these extremists from Dubai to the UK. They clearly despise our culture and way of life and they should seek refuge in the first safe country they arrive in. Am I doing this right?🤔