u can listen to music whenever Like even tomorrow if i wanted to. Wow

I miss my friends that I only see on twitter

when did we start trusting celling fans not to fall on us like it’s literally spinning blades

Made a minor mistake at work but obviously my life is over and I need to quit immediately

love this picture. miss you Patrick. wish your face was in it. Patrick 👳🏻‍♀️

life is better when you’re not afraid of gas station food

i’m a clingy ass bitch like damn that’s so embarrassing get a grip

a kid just clocked another kid in the head with a pool ball. I love family camp.

you don’t love your favorite band like i love my favorite band

HE DOESNT MAKE FUN OF GAY PEOPLE 😻

If you tell me to be careful at night because of homeless people or that you dislike homeless people I’m immediately disregarding everything else that comes out of your mouth because you have no idea what youre talking about

Twitter friends reply with pics of you if you’d like to be featured on the wall in avery and i’s apartment

what if i just had a baby like is it really that deep

pushing it down and praying but it’s religious guilt (makes it worse guys warning)

Holy shit avery ally

the bitch just shouldn’t have turned pretty

actually scratch that it is okay TO be okay

i was put on this earth to lower many egos

growing up i think we had scissors in the glovebox and also in the bathroom and everywhere else