Old fellas will be like "do you know a lot about computers?" and when you say "no," they ask you how to log in to their google account

It’s a coal mine shutting down all right

I actually didn't think this bit was very funny at all.

Good times create hard guys

watching an obese man (who is stinking up the room) rizzing up the frog-voiced trans is making me totally sick.

Patrick is a 34-year-old orangutan at the Metro Richmond Zoo who recently became an online sensation after a video of him tying a perfect double knot went viral. To celebrate his birthday, the zoo gifted him a royal cloak, which he tied neatly on his own 🦧

Magic the gathering is like the funko pops of card games

God forbid unc gets tummy time during intro to business class

Buicks are the automobiles of evildoers

The pilot slaps trump in the face: “That’s for getting us into this mess!” He then leans in and kisses trump French style: “And THATS for saving my life…”

Should have stayed home today

College is really just the fattest and the stupidest in an endless retarded circle jerk

Got locked out yikyak again for speaking my truth

Staring the homeless in the face until they attack me