I don’t even have the energy to be crazy anymore I’m just like ok this too shall pass irdgaf

had a date with a man who looked like my ex (except 6’3 and hotter) but when I saw him from the side while he was putting at mini golf I started fucking crying cause he looks just like him (date has already abandoned me just like ex)

Anyway ended the day with a rainbow so life will be okay per usual

A man who hates himself will punish you for loving him A man who hates himself will punish you for loving him A man who hates himself will punish you for loving him A man who hates himself will punish you for loving him A man who hates himself will punish you for loving him

when did we start trusting celling fans not to fall on us like it’s literally spinning blades

I’ve come to terms that I was a witch burned at the stake in my past life and I’m paying it back now

“Am I going to be in the next book that you publish “🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Imagine hating on me and I’m just in Roku city

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Twitter friends reply with pics of you if you’d like to be featured on the wall in avery and i’s apartment

get out of my dreams or I’m going to show up to your mega church

Holy shit avery ally

thinking about how lucky I am to have a dad that never once put pressure on me getting married or having kids someday but always made sure he set me up to have an established school and career path

the bitch just shouldn’t have turned pretty

but why :(((

my favorite horror movie to watch is the one they made about me and I thank taylor everyday for doing this

it’s genuinely pathetic how much of my 3rd book is poems about bedsheets like clearly I need to get out to dinner more

it’s always “Ally will babysit you when you’re drunk she’s almost a nurse” 🙄🙄🙄

Yeah of course he would get sober for her after i begged him to go to rehab for 2 years

all men do is talk about their self and ruin your chances with their home boy