Hey everybody what happened on succession (saw the episode just don’t get it)

I feel like Kendall Roy (a song with drums came on my headphones)

What in Tár Nation?

I’m so bad at the part of hosting where you have to offer everybody a cup

Tonight’s calling for a snack not a treat does that make sense

I have to get home to my girls (look down at my phone screen)

Having fun pretending every text I send is coming while the other person is in the middle of a really hard test and they get in trouble for having their ringer on and have to sweet talk the proctor to let them keep going and the text is just like “can u pick up ice cream? thanks”

Hey guys! Just thought it would be fun to tweet. Wasn’t. :)

Closing your tab at the all-magician-bartender bar: Is THIS your card?

Trying to plug my broken phone charger in by surprise to get it to work

i dont watch Big brother but this is how i imagine every episode is

The best part about losing something is having 1,000 people teach you how to look for it

my favorite part of a wedding is the father-daughter improv set

i drafted this tweet bc i wanted to see the graphic but then i started choking on my snack... what if i died and my roommates walked in and this was on the screen... 🪦

Fetch! with Ruff Ruffman is the reason I’m addicted to competition reality tv