last karaoke session i sang a chutney song and my friends were genuinely appalled 😭 i love u ravi b

bro i found out ozzy osbourne died and im like damn rip… and then i saw trisha paytas having a baby and everyone’s like welcome back ozzy osbourne 😭😭😭 what are we on

in high school everyone tried to claim that they put each other on barking by ramz, but the truth is everyone somehow found it themselves. i’m starting to wonder if the song was just an industry plant

alijah arenas just tore his meniscus bro these ball players are getting too good for their own bodies

machel montano bringing out ayetian. and i missed that .

every third remix/edit i hear is just a popular song’s vocals on top of the coolie riddim and yes some of them sound amazing but too many of them are tasteless

i tweeted two nights ago at 3am but my service was bad so it didn’t deliver . just an update

i never understood why when u type “ip” the emoji suggestion is 🧴. idek why i was typing ip in the first place

just got raptured 2 days early #preemie😌

Shut the fuck up you dork ass loser. Seriously some of the softest dumbest people on the internet.

No Reason To Go On Twitter Amybore Lmao

i took her to my attic Anne i Franked it

indigenous pirate be like: arrrrrrr me métis

why did we as a society stop pinning the tail on the donkey?? that felt so important as a kid

girls go to college to get more knowledge. boys go to jupiter to get more stupider . i go to uranus?

i just saw 4 straight ig stories of people djing

i just overcame something. not gonna share it tho