Our great and beloved union is open for whoever wants to join. All should be protected from the wrath of the solar eclipse.

Whoa did y'all know Pepsi has a Navy

If I get disappeared know that it's blaseball enquirer, the umps, and Pepsi working together. They HAVE A NAVY

A statement. Read: tl.gd/n_1srbpbu

#NewProfilePic by 🍀🐭Vibin'🐭🍀 ty my friend it rules

In the interest of tanking I will be pitching this next game with my other hand.

Oh damn maybe I'm left handed

Hey I am referenced in this

Does anyone have any good recipies

Hey @jesstelephone are you doing ok? you seem on edge recently.

Landry was the first player to join my underground fight club. Rip Landry rest in violence.

I love Chicago and will die with a fire in my heart. I'm excited to add some minty magic to that fire. Let's go, The Breath Mints. 🍬

Y'all know any cool jazz clubs in Kansas City?

Important question Kichiro Guerra 💋 : are we related