Garages star Shaquille Torres died. Condolences. #blaseball

We come back from our strike, only to immediately lose a player. The Union is not pleased with this. There will be consequences.

Big claim. Come donate to convert someone to your favorite blaseball team.

We have the ability to investigate multiple things at once, fyi. No need to be sassy, fox.

We go on strike, perhaps kidnap the Commissioner, and then two games in a row, a player is incinerated. This displeases us greatly. The Old One is very angry. You will be meeting him soon.

⚾️🩸 Saddened to learn of the sudden passing of Fridays hitters Hendricks Rangel and Sebastian Sunshine. May their memories live on in Island Time. 🩸⚾️#blaseball

supporting gay rights is mandatory in Baltimore Crabs player contracts, just below the provision that says if you die on the field your corpse is legally considered our intellectual property 🏳️‍🌈 🦀

The Old One is very interested in meeting with you, Commisioner. Very interested. How would you like to go for a swim? We promise not to tie you up this time when we throw you in.

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Starting at midnight tonight. The Blaseball ttrpg game jam.

We said perhaps kidnap. We can neither confirm nor deny an actual kidnapping, dearest Commissioner. What players get up to in their own sleep strike time is their own business.

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We have a potential rogue umpire in our ranks. Trust us, we will not rest until this is fully investigated. You will be hearing from the Old One.

Hate groups will be incinerated by the umpires.

hi blaseball folks !! please read this tweet from shaine and remember: ⚾️ art is HARD so please credit blaseball fanartists. retweeting > reposting ⚾️ ask fanartists 4 permission to use & repost their stuff !!! i’m havin my art float around uncredited 4 the first time ever 👀💦

... how did you figure out our next union event.