*Bites lip*

PFTHAHAHA. OH MY GOD, MAX. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*Continues to watch Max's journey into womanhood on the Echo* Huehuehue.

Snnnnrk. And he's... She's? Still going. Huehuehue.

Welp, back to the Yaoi. *kicks back reading her Vega and Cortez fan fiction*

((thank god I was expecting Alyx to have a fan fic written by a certain lizard lover...

Oh, @snipergunny2. That was the next Fic I was going to read. Koen 'Ko' McCarthy has been busy writing her little heart out.

I guess it's a good thing Ko is still off planet, she was like one of his friends or something.... Dang. Another one bites the Dust.

Did I hear someone ask if I was gone? Hell. You can't get rid of me that easy. I'm like herpes. You've got me for life @DIsDavey

Th' hell happened to this place, it's dedder than Handsome Jack himself. Wait, that old bag of wrinkles is still around? Shit.

... That's it, I think it finally happened. I think my metamorphosis into a psycho is complete, I just heard a pony talk to me.

"Y'know wha sucks? Ruins fuckin' suck. I don't see why y'all love exploring so much"

The pilot sat at the bar nursing the swill they called booze and scoffed. "Rak ale still tastes like a skags arse"

"Looks like Jack is trying to get this new gal of his and Max into a 3-Way. Dang that sounds hot."

"Hot Cyborg on Cyborg action. DAAAANG"

"Knew she was too good to be true. She's 'ere to end me. I knew it. Death by cutie. That psychic was right"

"I've helped others get high before, But this is ridiculous"

Commissions are live. I need extra money so... Blue Tiffles needs money badly. alexie-d.tumblr.com/post/138776559… #Commissions #TiffArt

"HEADS UP TO PEOPLE ON TH' SOUTH SIDE'A SANCTUARY! I am still gettin' used ta th' powers... Sorry if ah burn ya house down"

YOU GET A FORCE CHOKE AND YOU GET A FORCE CHOKE AND YOU GET A FORCE CHOKE!!!! EVERYONE GETS A FORCE CHOKE.