Critiques of Western cancel culture are possibly not best made by those currently slaughtering civilians for the crime of resistance, or who jail and poison their critics. #IStandWithUkraine bbc.in/3tBRsED

Ive watched this programme since I could coherently understand English I can’t believe my quote was featured ⁦PoliticsJOE⁩

#RememberingRaffaDailyFoto #LiveLikeRaffa ❤️ #LifeIsGood ❤️ #LiveLife ❤️

Been working on Gandalf the white #LordoftheRings digital painting

Nastiest skid mark in history complains about the state of underpants.

'Stop it now, get up from your desks, walk away, no more.'  In an extraordinary call this serving civil servant urges his colleagues who are facilitating Boris Johnson's 'lies' to quit.  James O'Brien

Robert Mitchum, John Wayne and James Caan on set of El Dorado

I don’t wish to be rude BUT who the hell is an unelected, failed Minister to tell any MP what to do? For some unknown reason David Frost perpetually thinks we give a flying xxxx what he thinks. We don’t and we won’t

Is Boris Johnson an honest man? Kemi: Sometimes Penny: Severe issues & he paid price Rishi: Trust & honesty part of reason I resigned Liz: He's been clear he made mistakes Tom: No (gets applause) #C4LeaderDebate

Seeing #BringBackBoris trending!

My dad gives my 4 Yr old daughter a £10 note every time we visit. She prefers a 'gold coin' so I trade her.

'In the next 60 seconds I'm going to raise £20bn for you.' This caller amazes Nick Ferrari with tax proposals that could be enacted 'tomorrow' to help Brits with the cost of living. Nick Ferrari

This has very strong "Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive" energy

Our researchers have established that 97.8% of stuffed toys will rapidly deteriorate after being introduced to an environment with a #beagle. The cause of this is still unknown. #beaglefacts 📷 Matthew Beddow / Twitter

Hello, my name is Toby and if there’s the excrement of a forest-dwelling animal on the ground, I’m rolling in it!

A handy reminder: the new edition of Private Eye is on sale now!