He coughed awkwardly. "Athena what are you doing?"

"A geostationary moon base, the satellite has a lens that allows me to keep an eye on you Vault Hunters." x.com/SnarkyPandoran…

"Yeah, no, someone's using ya' pumpkin. I might be an asshole, but I'm not /that/ kind of asshole."

"I have better things to do. Besides I used to date her, I've seen everything before cupcake, nothing new." x.com/SnarkyPandoran…

"Wow, I'm insulted that you'd expect me to do such a thing! I'm a gentleman, not some half witted bandit."

"The real question is why Jack wears so many layers. What is he hiding? How many secrets are in his overcoat alone? We may never know."

"Athena, you sure know how to break a man's heart. I'm a hero! And heroes don't order… y'know, whatever the hell you were doing."

"Good kiddo asking the real questions over there."

"Seriously, my daughter? That's a low blow Athena, I thought you were above that. And for the last time, it was for her own safety."

"And abandon everything? Sorry cupcake, no chance. And she /killed/ her mother, she might've killed again no matter where she was."

"Are you purposefully a bitch, or does it just come naturally to you?" x.com/PandoranAegis/…

"Athena, I wouldn't expect you to understand. You could never understand the sacrifices I made for me and my daughter."

"Ouch. Have I touched a nerve sweetheart? You seem a little pissed."

"Face pizza? That's a new one. I've been threatened to have my intestines strangle me, but not face pizza. Well done for being creative!"

"Angel… I'm so sorry…"

So long as you believe in yourself, nothing can TRULY kill you! Except Handsome Jack.

"Alright you morons better not have screwed anything up while I was gone and for the love of god you better have got some decent pretzels."

"Oh god is that Claptrap?"

"Destroying an annoying robot does seem like a nice start to the evening."

"All the lovely Vault Hunters seem bitter about my existence. Ain't that cute."