The Hyperion corporation suggests: Live! LIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVE!

Do not worry about the afterlife, Hyperion customer! Hell is reserved exclusively for pedophiles, and people who buy Jakobs munitions.

If some idiot claims that life is meaningless without death, Hyperion recommends killing them.

Aaaaaand RESPAWN!

R-r-r-r-respawn!

Hyperion recommends channeling your post-death frustration into pre-death vengeful anger!

Hyperion would like to take this opportunity to say: cha-ching!

The Hyperion corporation would like to remind you that the afterlife is extremely boring, and not worth visiting.

The Hyperion corporation is sure none of that was your fault.

Hyperion recommends checking for any excess limbs before continuing your adventure.

Hyperion says: back on your feet and show 'em what for!

The Hyperion corporation reminds you that all spawncampers will be permanently banned from this plane of existence.

Anyone can live. Have the courage to die!

So long as you believe in yourself, nothing can TRULY kill you! Except Handsome Jack.

Greetings, clone-of-the-recently-deceased! Good luck in your future endeavors!

Hyperion suggests that you rejoice in your temporary death! A victory achieved without suffering is no victory at all!

Hyperion hopes your death was a learning experience, but wouldn't mind if you made the same mistake just a few more times just to be sure.

Hyperion is offering a ninety percent off sale on all New-U respawns! This offer expires in three-two-one-zero aww, better luck next time.

Hyperion says: afterlife, schmafterlife.

The Hyperion corporation respects all forms of life, so long as they pass a credit check.