“i have a PhD” ok? i have a tight pussy

ladies, keep your short king inside when it rains or he WILL wash away into the storm drain

it’s officially “once i’m home i’m not coming back out” season

why do men have this weird irrational fear that women are going to use them for money they don’t even have????

I'm losing interest in everything. I just wanna sleep all the time.

“Do you really let your dog sleep in the bed with you??” My dog:

Me when I have my AirPods in and walking anywhere:

Siblings can grow up in the same home, but have completely different experiences of their childhood and their parents. Here's why:

it's actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing and so many people are still like, no thanks the suffering is what makes it special.

invest in your room, that shit is really your sanctuary

Stack yo funds & lay low you ain’t missing shit

Yes, the person making food at McDonalds should be able to afford rent and groceries with their paycheck.

I just blocked a friend of ten years. It really hurt my feelings too. But don’t let nobody play in yo face. Don’t let people be bad friends to you. And don’t accept bare minimum from friends the same way you do in relationships. I deserve better than that. You do too.

if yo airpods look like this i can’t trust you

It Hurts

thank you

Me apologising to my wifi after finding out Instagram is down #instagramdown

trying to save my money but i’m just a girl