What if we all just migrate over to the same google doc

Yes babe you have bpd. Beautiful princess disorder

What if I made a very long car that stopped at designated areas throughout the day

the truest form of friendship is hanging out with someone while they clean their room. i miss that. it happens a lot in high school.

Employer: we don't think we need you! Employees: okay (goes home) Employer: no wait

Fintwit Elon Musk No. Stephen King, a content creator that has provided free content for an app, is insulted that the dude now directly profiting off that free content is trying to charge him for it instead of paying him.

I don’t tweet much, I am scared of the internet, I struggle with a lot of things in life. But this account exists so that fake accounts can’t. If Elon Musk removes that simple ability to protect people, to protect children with verification then this company is dead in the water

i truly can’t imagine even interacting w this man. imagine elon creating the most hilarious user story you’ve ever seen to tell engineers to make this. cuz you know he’d do it.

me rn

I have never done a sexual favor for anything. I deserve presents for breathing.

my bf just said “you’re one of the most beautiful women ive ever laid eyes on” ummmmmm… im sorry… ONE OF!!??!?

yes

Yo Elon Musk while I have your attention, why should people pay $8 just for their app to get bricked when they say something you don’t like? This is what my app has looked like ever since my tweet upset you yesterday. What’s good? Doesn’t seem very free speechy to me 🤔

I love that thing girls do when we give each other disclaimers before hanging out like “ok jsyk my hair is NOT clean” “that’s fine I look like hot garbage!!” it’s so funny why do we do that

Why y’all be so hype for negative news? Very miserable behavior

The FBI has received credible information of a broad threat to synagogues in NJ. We ask at this time that you take all security precautions to protect your community and facility. We will share more information as soon as we can. Stay alert. In case of emergency call police.

bye twitter !

leaving for every reason there are so many lol. correct bets on my return when or if that happens gets $10