man what the hell is anyone talking about anymore

About two people have bought tickets to that movie globally and a local, private business made a business decision not to distribute it. It has nothing to do with the government. You can get the rights to distribute it yourself if you want.

Had a hysterectomy in my twenties. Years later I was in ER for a cardiac issue. Dr: “Could you be pregnant?” Me: “I had a hysterectomy” Dr: “Are you sure? Maybe it was your appendix” Me: “I’m sure” Dr: Orders pregnancy test. Writes “patient claims hysterectomy” in chart

Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Matt Reuter. #NewYorkerCartoons

Consent obtained under threat of starvation isn’t meaningful consent. That’s coercion. Any man who has sex with a woman who will die if she doesn’t is a rapist. Coercion is a recognised component of rape in law, ethics, and history, whether it makes you uncomfortable or not.

Donald Trumps name appears more often in the Epstein Files than Harry Potters name appears in all 7 Harry Potter books.

Have you tried not being a cunt? That can sometimes help.

What do you call a system where the most powerful men in the world are able to get away with the rape and murder of little girls and women? A matriarchy?

The stock market is up so we don’t have to prosecute pedophiles is one of the worst political messages i have ever heard.

If Pam Bondi was a waitress:

30? she should be in the club

The Gauteng MEC for health says some patients prefer to sleep on Joburg hospital floors. The premier says go shower in a hotel if you don't have water. Is the Gauteng ANC secretly trying to get Helen Zille elected as mayor?

remember: they want you to think AI is inevitable so they scare you into using it. AI doesn't take over if we don't let it

828,500 people in Britain speak Welsh...

2 day after meeting Liz Truss the Queen was dead. So fingers crossed everyone. 🤞🤞🤞

CORRECTION: Andrew's entire existence should be investigated.

I too have less than $850 million in cash

There needs to be a word for the specific dread you feel when you are added to a WhatsApp group you never wanted to join - and will never leave because you don’t want to offend people.

The English have disinherited and now arrested a literal blood royal over Epstein and America can’t even get a public hearing.

Today British police arrest senior ex-royal, South Korean court gives life to former president for attempted coup and Trump is hosting the Board of Peace. Which is the odd one out?