Instantly iconic image 😭

need Maura to start a podcast called “What I’m Tinking”

they should bring her in as a surprise traitor #TraitorsUS

the album of MY year.

When that alarm rings in the morning and you have to go to the job you prayed for

Sorry dinner will be late, the Jump to Recipe button was broken and I'm still scrolling through Mackayleigh's personal and deep history with green beans

no more dating apps, time to meet someone the old fashioned way (start working at a smoothie shop until a professional athlete becomes my regular)

Strega Nona - TRAITOR Madeline - Faithful Rainbow Fish - Faithful; later recruited Paddington - Faithful Corduroy - Faithful Babar - Faithful (first banished) Amelia Bedelia - TRAITOR Eloise - Faithful Very Hungry Caterpillar - Faithful Cat in the Hat - TRAITOR Thing 1 - Faithful

everyone hating on bad bunny doing the superbowl halftime show is so weird. if you can’t shake ass just say that

“I never heard a Bad Bunny song” - a man who don’t be around bad bitches.

when he goes through my phone expecting me to be cheating but only finds my dm to bad bunny wishing him good luck for tonight

stop using chatgpt. you guys need to just ask reddit, i promise you someone has had the exact same thought back in 2012

my manager: "what can we improve on" my paycheck big papa

Just got my electric bill. When y'all come over please use the flashlight on your phone.

I’m not even gagged because it’s a Birkin… I’m speechless because a man actually followed thru on a promise

the type of inner peace you have to find to avoid getting ragebaited by your mom