If you were watching this overseas, without much knowledge of the state of UK politics, you'd take some serious convincing that this is a real politician and not a comedy skit you don't understand.

Last chance for that selfie

How embarrassing Liz Truss mistakenly read out the leaving speech for if she’d successfully served an entire term as Prime Minister, rather than the one where she was forced to resign after six weeks for being a disaster.

I wonder if picking up three months taxpayer-funded severance payment for getting sacked from a job you did for a few weeks and then getting the job back six days later is the kind of thing a Tory government might want to crack down upon. What a shower of absolute charlatans

The Home Secretary was forced to resign less than 1wk ago for Ministerial Code breach/security lapse - and still lots of unanswered Qs on breach. Yet Rishi Sunak reappointed her. How on earth is this the “integrity & professionalism” he promised just five hours before?

Starmer’s had three Shredded Wheat for breakfast. Battering Sunak #pmqs

Starmer: “The only time he ran in a competitve election he got trounced by the former Prime Minister, who herself got beaten by a lettuce.”

I wouldn’t mind them being so awful if they were at least a bit bright. Sunak is going to regret this appointment so much. And quite quickly.

I cannot lie, Yvette Cooper simply destroyed Suella Braverman MP and her unethical, anti-national security leaking. A bad mistake by Rishi Sunak. “Is this the only time she has done this?” - Damn good question

I try to be fair, but I do just think it is professionally dubious to write a glowing column about the PM in the Comment pages of the Times without mentioning he’s your best friend and was best man at your wedding.

That #imacelebrity line-up in full Jacob Rees Mogg Rebekah Vardy Neil Parish (Tractor MP) Prince Andrew Liz Truss Jair Bolsonaro Meghan & Harry Phil & Holly Priti Patel Jeremy Kyle

The past two days I have had so much abuse and crap on twitter. I'm retweeting this video because it'll upset them even more. But give the rest of us a bloody good laugh 😃 enjoy... and you're welcome. 🎥Larry & Paul #CabinetMembersAppeal

This is how to recover from a downturn

Shocked… That the Cabinet Secretary who led the investigation into the illegal Xmas party …who had to step down after it emerged it happened in his office …is the same man who covered for Truss …& the same man who decided Braverman’s breaches didn’t need investigating.

I am looking for global minority artists for a weeks paid workshop of a play leading to a paid rehearsed stage read. I really really want some cool actors linked below that are 34 and above with a knack for comedy. 🤟

Suella Braverman is disgusted with how much money is being spent on asylum hotels, says she couldn't believe it when she found out when she became Home Secretary. She's gonna be shocked when she finds out she was in the cabinet that approved and caused it.

Imagine having 44 billion dollars and choosing to spend it on ruining Twitter rather than doing something about world hunger/the environment. If I was an egotistical billionaire I’d want to save the world so people thought I was awesome. Not fuck up Social media.

We calculate, that such is the ministerial churn since July, that the taxpayer could be liable for over *£722,000* in ministerial severance payments. We contacted ministers and their departments about how many have/will accept the money. Our findings 👇

The Tories trying to convince people to vote for them.

We understand shots have been fired at Trump - at this rally. Breaking story - much still unclear - don’t think harmed