'I'll be there in a minute. Lady Sybil just died again.'

Getting into summer reruns early.

'Cute little Margo...' 🤣🤣

premier ford is correct. these meddling kids should be protesting the right way, perhaps by honking their truck horns 24-7, setting up hot tubs, and defecating on churches

My Dad's shaving kit. Still at the cottage, waiting. He's been gone nearly 28 years.

Fancy people with fancy boats should know in my head I call them yots.

Mate stayed with me. The neighbour’s cat has learned that he can set off my Ring Doorbell and he’ll be let in.

I was in the bedroom, heard the doorbell go and my mate yelled up to me ‘THERE’S A CAT WITH A BLUE TIE AT THE DOOR, SHALL I LET HIM IN!?’

Four of my toes watching the baby toe take a coffee table to the face

Took a pic of the cat lookin out the window and accidentally turned him into some sort of god.

🤣🤣

Boy band bull

You've all seen Walk of Shame, But have you ever seen Walk Of Pride?

So, any GTA mayors strutting around with all their power just found out for real they're being played.

Caledon mayor flexes undemocratic strong mayor powers.
Ford: 'Folks, I did not know the leopards would eat MY face.'

Reminder to Ontario drivers: your plate does *not* renew automatically despite what Ford announced three months ago. Go check - avoid a ticket! Ontario.ca/renew-your-pla…
Please tell others!
Also: my peeling plates were replaced free.

Google her name + student.

Oh, you don’t let your pets on the furniture? I’d probably let my cat borrow my car if he asked nicely

I can't imagine taking my children to watch the last of the belugas die. Shutter this cruel place.

Tesla Lays Off Entire Team Behind Brakes

theonion.com/tesla-lays-off…

John Bowker Our mayor is making backroom deals with all her special friends. Doug Ford has downloaded the destruction of the Greenbelt to his willing host “partners” at the municipal level. Thought provincial MZOs were bad? Super mayor power zoning orders are MZOs on crack!

I love women because they are either thinking about skincare or death