Making art is so rewarding

My favourite part of this is how the CEO suggests that people stealing from Loblaws is going to put customers' safety at risk, like Gladys from Self Checkout is gonna pull out a switchblade and gut the first dude who incorrectly rings something in as bananas

I wrote this because in all of the history classes I took at UofT, I never read anything that said, “Ignoring genocide will make it go away.” Strange.

Pierre Poilievre’s got a new assistant, and she’s here to misquote him, mislead you, and be scared of the CBC

for a party whose supporters constantly accuse the left of playing the victim, poilievre sure does love putting on the costume

woke up today to discover both of my elbows were skinned in the same place, like I had fallen and landed on them. since I did not do that yesterday I can only assume I fought an intruder in my sleep and won? literally the only explanation?

this is excellent, now students can focus harder on how the province is underfunding their education

The camera caught me worshipping Kirk’s first home run of the year immediately after I confidently stated that I’ve only seen him make it to first base, and I’ve never been so happy to have him hit that statement back in my face

I’M SORRY???!? ⚾️🎉