The fact that Naked and Afraid XL isn’t big ole fatties doing Naked and Afraid is . . . disappointing.

These are both terrible takes. Go to a dive bar, go to a cocktail lounge, go to almost anywhere else in the world that serves alcohol. Breweries are for families with an alcoholic dad and dog moms.

If Ben Palmer ends up dead in an idling car in a motel 6 parking lot I can personally vouch that he would never ever kill himself.

Here is the 2-2 pitch that preceded the Castellanos bases-loaded walk. Fried would have escaped the inning unscathed. Now he exits having recorded just two outs and with the Phillies leading 3-2 in the first.

Should I take more of my dog’s tramadol

I did for real take some of my dogs tramadol though #FridayNight #LetsGo

Took my dogs tramadol with some hard kambucha. I’m on your block in a Toyota Prius ready ta shoot ya. Big up JAHmacia!!!

Ohtani is about to head to the G-League for a few season.

Texting the group chat a picture of my car parallel parked 27 inches away from the curb

“home safe if anyone even cares”

Darts Now Men who play darts are such a turn on

My first 7 years in comedy was just forcing people to watch me be drunk

Texting the group chat a picture of my car parallel parked 27 inches away from the curb

“home safe if anyone even cares”