Can this picture of my friend Ryan get more likes than Justin Bieber?

I am gonna try and eat less meat

Just saw a video about a chicken named Cedric and I don’t want to think about what my Popeyes meal was named

Unless it was a Terry

I’d eat a chicken named Terry

I have tried but the staff always gets upset and kicks me out 😒

(I am a voiceover artist for several popular hentais)

Manjeet is the future.

No hate or disrespect to Bobir who is vet and has been a great ambassador for the game.

But 6.8k rides w a 100% SR since 2023 is elite performance that is putting Manjeet at the top of the conversation IMO.

I’m good.

A man who has found his purpose does not need a reward. The opportunity to do what I love is in itself the prize.

Man I love when I’m in riding shotgun and the driver is like “can you send this text for me?”

It’s like YES BRO DUH! I’m gonna add some extra flare too! Emojis AND exclamation points!

Shit I might take a selfie! 3 selfies! AND order me a Korean corn dog off of gubhub!!!

Chasing a runaway ping pong ball

What if there was an episode of Unrwapped with Mark Summers, and he was like “Today we’re taking a look at how they make one of America’s favorite citrusy sodas, Sprite!”

And it just cuts to this video

the other toes that didn’t get stubbed

Call of Duty!!!! And I want it on CNN and Fox News like every week please!!!!!!!

I’ll participate on this godforsaken app just to boost this! One of the most talented & generous people I’ve come across in this business. He really can do it all.

Taz's deadpan line delivery here is so funny.

Dune 3 should have Pitbull as a Harkonnen popstar

Biblically accurate OJ

Atlanta

I have had mac n cheese from a gas station that had me feeling oneness and tranquility with the whole universe

Gabriel Iglesias swag 👍🏽

Chasing a runaway ping pong ball

Me listening to my girl tell me about her day