The price of bread, biscuits and beer could go up in the UK due to wet weather but don’t worry, because of the way our system works only the people at the bottom will miss out 👌

Laura Kuenssberg when a Tory MP talks about Labour: silence.

When a Labour MP talks about the Tories: well they aren’t here to defend themselves so let’s move on…

#bbclaurak

Do Tories genuinely think that Rwanda is a bigger deterrent than dying at sea?

The Tories seem to only suspend MPs when they’re publicly caught, not when the problems are reported to them.

Arsenal fans are hilarious. They think they’re top tier when they’re actually in the same pool as Spurs, Man Utd, Villa and, whether they like it or not, Newcastle. They’ve won nothing but act like they’re up there with City and Liverpool. Maybe one day but not yet 😂

Anyone else notice the lack of Tory branding on their posts and campaign materials on here? Even from their own account. Bizarre but not surprising that even they know that their brand is toxic.

Watching the Tories responsible for rendering the Tories (almost certainly) unelectable trying to distance themselves from the party they have reshaped in their own ridiculous image is quite the spectator sport.

Your mortgage had to go up to DOUBLE HSBC’s profit.
Your petrol had to go up to QUADRUPLE Shell’s profit.
Your gas had to go up to x10 British Gas' profit.

Brexit Britain working to bankrupt you.

Just walked in the pub

All the lads were like “No way!”

I was like “Yahweh!”

A mate just described our injury situation as “like space jam” and I’m dying 💀 #NEWWHU

Right, people who are saying Labour can’t find the money to improve services like the NHS. Ending austerity after 14 years would be a start! Where we are now is not the baseline, we’ve just been held down for so long it’s started to feel normal!!

It feels like England score a lot of their goals via pens and free kicks. Not sure if that’s right but it feels like we rarely score decent goals from open play #ENGBEL

I accept I’m biased but can anyone explain to me why Mainoo is in the England squad over Miley, who has played more games and has better stats? Both obviously good players without question.

There was some big news this week which should have been top of the news agenda - the fact that it wasn’t and the story that dominated the public space instead tells a worrying story about the priorities of many in this country 🧵

More Tory MPs have spoken up about how Nike have done a fashion thing, than about the child poverty data which shows a growing number of children in the country they rule not having enough to eat. Wobble your heads.

It’s sad how this country is so quick to reveal itself in the worst possible ways at the tiniest opportunity.

Labour should come out and say that they can’t share their plans in full until an election is called because the Tories will steal and bastardise their policies to troll them and make life difficult when they move into no. 10. E.g. non-doms.

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The way the Tories jump on or ignore every report on the economy (depending on whether it suits them) is the political equivalent of living pay check to pay check. They say they have a long term plan but they have nothing of the sort.

I wonder whether Gove's new definition of extremism will include party donors calling for MPs to be shot...