In college I thought I made great friends until I graduated. It’s sad to lose years of your life to people you thought were great.

Life hits you like a bitch post-grad

I just wanna say that Jared Leto is the hottest celebrity but also has a cult following so do what you want with this information

Patton Oswalt I never understand how a modern nation can let a document, written when society believed in witches and people lived 40 or so years on avg, be the basis of laws and all of it’s endeavours.

hear me out…life, but easier and more fun

Just focus on yourself and the rest will come to you.

Can't be said enough

Petition to give him his twitter back for exactly one hour

I’m proud of anyone who blocks me. Set those boundaries babe. Take control of the narrative

If you didn’t meet a spouse in college then it’s over

the election is rigged but i would like run again just to double check

‘be fucking fr’ gotta be the best phrase to come out of 2022

Manifesting an amazing year for 2023. I can feel the good vibes already 🫶🏼

Can’t be too cool or you’ll freeze to death

Too many good dogs, not enough good humans