partner after ripping 6 cocktails, 5 appetizers, a 16 ounce filet, and a slice of carrot cake with the new client x.com/cat_auras/stat…

Somehow I thought 'raw dogging' meant to improvise or ad-lib. The other day I used it in a convo with my boyfriend, he was confused and then told me it meant having sex without protection. I've been using it in work, in teams meetings, I am mortified.

Our culture rewards self sacrifice and self betrayal. The idea that it’s a good thing to put everyone else’s needs first while you ignore your own. It’s why so many of us are sick, unhappy, and emotionally repressed. Our needs matter.

Underestimate what you've done in the past. Overestimate what you can do in the future.

marry someone who will plan the wedding in excel

6 time management techniques from Seneca: 1. Remember that you will die 2. Value your time more than your possessions 3. Be ruthless to things that don't matter 4. Realize what time off is for 5. Rest actively, not idly 6. Put your day up for review

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Hard to be a straight with jokes like this

Mowing some weeds

Stop making things worse by whining and complaining. Instead: 1. Focus on what you can learn 2. Endure what you can’t change 3. Look for opportunities to improve because of it 4. Embrace fate

More Mowing Fescue with a John Deere #8440 and a Schulte big-time mower

I know her!

The less energy we waste regretting the past or worrying about the future, the more energy we will have for what’s in front of us.

No amount of complaining about the weather will change it

What a time to be alive. Somehow, this gives me a good feeling - the kids are alright