I think this strikes just the right balance.

In himself, Jeremy Clarkson is nothing: a brief loud noise and a brief bad smell. The arse that emitted him, as I said yesterday, is Rupert Murdoch.

Please spend 10 mins watching this. All the way through, please. Please share as widely as you can. Please keep it in a place where you can find it, in the months to come.

This is quite remarkable. After winter storms in January last year, we found the remains of an old teddy bear washed up. When we shared a picture online, Anglican priest @CassWoollibold asked if she could restore him. A thread.

Ready to play with Matt Tarling and the Antler Ceilidh Band in the beautiful Bristol Folk House #livemusic #ceilidh #drummer #caller

Nobody is more surprised than me but this is by far the best contribution I’ve seen Rees-Mogg make to public discourse. He has literally never made more sense than he does here.

Good morning Murrayfield! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🏉 If you’re at the match make sure you’re in for 2.15 If you’re on the telly let us know if you spot us! Come on Scotland!!! Scottish Rugby #sixnations #sixnationsrugby #scottishrugby #asone

This lady has just spent 2 mins absolutely eviscerating the Conservatives on their record on EVERYTHING 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #BBCQT “ I’m staggered that you think you’re succeeding… Watch and listen!

Padstow Blues #HalfTerm

"Just Tuesday". #NHS75

Absolutely nailed it

🧵Since it is becoming hard to track, here is a thread of the simply astounding weather records planet Earth has started shattering in recent weeks: 1. Dramatic flood events have begun striking various countries around the world simultaneously this week. x.com/Rishusharma26/…

I don’t like this sort of politics. Societies are made up of individuals with different backgrounds, opinions, economic interests and moral and philosophical positions. The primary job of politicians in my view is to at least try to navigate these differences (guided of course by

Mars!!! 128 million miles away. Listen to the sounds.

Anyone else can't quite believe that the petition to rescind the new 20mph limit is officially the biggest petition that has ever been submitted to the Senedd? Not the one to reinstate free school meals during school holidays for children living below the poverty line. Not the

Martin Lewis here explaining why children need to be taught financial education in schools. And that’s the Tory Schools minister. Shaking his head.

Loving all the standing-down Tory MPs saying what an honour it's been to serve their constituency, when in truth they don't fancy being an opposition MP as it involves little other than serving their constituency.

Never even liked tennis anyway.

The kitten will REPORT to Larry the Cat.