i made a little presentation

IN SILENCE

what if i chased you around with a hammer

These would have got her sent home so bad on ANTM

London zoo not pissing around

Watching my cat destroy the entire apartment at 7am while I just try to wake up and process another day of existence

(scrolling twitter) wow this is so cringe (switching apps to text gf) hey babe bad news i went to the store to get some more forehead kisses but they were all out of singles so i had to get a pack of one billion :/

my cat: i'm gonna freak out if i don't get food right now me: ok here's ur food my cat: lol. you fool. you fucking fool. i wasn't even hungry this whole time

A Brief History of Men Today Are Too Feminine and Women Too Masculine 🧵

My chemical romance

i have to bring this back bc knowing the context of the film this is genuinely an insane thing to say lmao

Men are outraged by this woman not doing the Data Analytics Approved move here but she was winning the whole time and simply read those vibes correctly. This is a triumph of woo over nerds.

roombas should go 50 mph

⚠️ you don’t need to bereal. you need to beonatrain. ⚠️

AITA posts with titles like "AITA for poisoning my entire family" will be stories about someone who behaved in a totally reasonable, justified manner, while "AITA for cooking my wife her favorite dinner" will be the most chilling tale of sociopathy you've ever read.

Have you ever met a grad student

Hey dude I was hoping you could watch me from 3-8 tonight my gf is going to hang out with her friends and I get afraid

i’m in the mood to see some really beautiful apartments. if you have a lovely, well decorated apartment please drop some pics below for us