Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly. It’s fucking over for all your other pants

a fish spread is crazy

One of my favorite human interactions is being able to just look at someone and know yall noticed the same thing and bust out laughing without saying a word.

all that forehead and you still forgetting

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this is what it looks like when you see someone not wearing their glasses

spending money on disappointing food is a different type of pain.