Your honor, I'm nervous

Ngl (biggest lie ever incoming)

The rumors are true. I'm a little silly

Womp²

We’re so back (the horrors persist but so do we)

Reddit sounds like a website where you log the books you’ve read

What kind of dog is this

[looking at myself in the mirror] Hey you

(Someone is nice to me) is this love?

MILF = Man I Love French Fries

How long is the human race? 10 miles?

Just found out I have special needs..and you’re one of them

To exist is to be cringe

I’m 5’10 but when I stand on my money I’m 5’10

I hope this email kisses you on the forehead

If you are always trying to be normal you will never know how amazing you can be

Your brain is beautiful. I’d love to live there

Anyone on here have a Twitter?

Has anybody else made a bunch of mistakes or is it just me