I wrote for Zack and Cody for about 3 months back in 2006 heres some of my scripts that never made it to air

Here’s what has people so fired up - they can’t believe that the images they’ve been shown about pregnancy and abortion aren’t real

just boarded my flight. while walking through first class I couldn’t help but notice. everyone was either doing the crossedword, or, reading the dictionary. but back in economy most people if not all were watch Gangnam style on their phones….see the difference?? 🤔

My parents viewing my Instagram story

Niall Horan Daily News MY HEART JUST SANK TO MY ASS. NIALL I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL

Google imaging pictures of money at the library and loudly saying “I have that”

Getting ready for the trick-or-treaters and I’m worried I won’t have enough Fentanyl for everyone.

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drunk commenting “what da hell” on every instagram

god taking leslie jordan from us when m*tch mcc*nnell is RIGHT FCKING THERE!!!

sending “like for a tbh ✨” in the slack groupchat at work

i could never plead the 5th i loveeeee chit chatting

People are like “we can say whatever we want on Twitter now?!?!?!” I have literally tweeted “my asshole is the most attractive part of my body, I wish I could walk around like Winnie the Pooh” What exactly have you guys felt restricted on?

🫡 mental health, it’s been an honor

holy mother of god i almost choked

Can I come over and act peculiar

There were 1,542 news stories about “rainbow fentanyl” in the two months before Halloween, most warning that dealers could slip this drug to trick-or-treating kids. There hasn’t been a single story today confirming this happened anywhere in the U.S. washingtonpost.com/media/2022/10/…

Dancing with my girls only having 16 drinks then leaving

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