mmmm.... zendaya roll..

when oscar grouch is not wearing trash can in the cold, he look cold 💔

I’m becoming sick of my twenty one thousand exes

my favorite thing about the new app is that if you search a bus route, it shows you the full route, but not where you are in relation to that route! your location icon just completely disappears! perfect for when you’re in an unfamiliar area!

I’ve been shot

of course the subway is awesome when it's underground. what a feat. but when she goes above....

at the club and yuuuppp you already know i'm in the onion suit Calvin wore for the school play

reasons why i'm single

The Concept of a Woman 'Yoko Ono'-Ing a Group Is Inherently Sexist, but How Do I Do It? thehardtimes.net/blog/the-conce…

having a new crush feels soooooo goodddddddd until you remember everybody wants to have kids

need to be able to log fountains of wayne on letterboxd. so people on there know i like fountains of wayne

every 3 months an OCD post goes viral and i relearn that every self care love yourself mental health advocate on this website thinks im a monster and hopes i kill myself

editing boom mics into screenshots of movies i don’t like

'crumbs in your bed' that’s feet skin baby

did this and my dad told me its good because the bible said i would toil and suffer all my days

me when i saw Ween and they played Piss Up A Rope

just thought about asking someone out and i got so nervous alone in my apartment that i could feel my heartbeat in my elbows and had to sit down. last night i gave another woman a pep talk on being confident and self-assured 🤩 ok fraud!

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