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Thought for today 🤨💪👎⏳ #stayfocussed💯 #bebrave #1stdaybacktowork #endofthesummerfun #rollon5pm

"If the universe is bigger and stranger than I can imagine, it's best to meet it with an empty bladder." JOHN SCALZI

Questions Brits love to ask: Raining where you are? Shall we just do it another time? How’s that dog of yours? Who you flying with? Tea? Good drive? Are you having one? Is it bank holiday tomorrow? Did you have a good night in the end? Heard the news? Does it come with chips?

If you can’t see that Michael Jackson was a paedophile after watching Dan Reed ‘s film you are being wilfully blind. And if you are campaigning against it you are actively colluding in the silencing of victims.

“84 men die a week by suicide in the UK alone. We desperately need to change this.”😞 The Dadsnet have some good advice. 🙌 #dadsnet #MentalHealthAwareness #MentalHealthMatters thedadsnet.com/we-need-to-tal…

Beginning of a new era British Gypsum MS2 team very excited to be working with @QualsysEQMS on our first Configuration Workshop #eqms #qualsys #britishgypsum #compliance #iso9001 #iso14001 #ohsas18001 #iso45001 #lovecake

Friday #reminder 👉🏽 Practice selective ignorance. Stay focused on what really matters in your life. Ignore the rest 🙌🏽💞

Hey First Dates just noticed Merlin 🎇 Griffiths serving up g&t's with #plasticstraws 😟 Come on Channel 4 why not say #noplasticstraw

What's going on here then? Facebook ad by Johnson, comments section in unison "Brilliant Boris 🇬🇧🇬🇧" then it changes to "Support Boris 100%" - all with similar amounts of likes giving them a boost. Call me cynical but... James O'Brien James Felton Carole Cadwalladr David Schneider

A message to Europe, this morning on the White Cliffs of Dover. Sound on.

Got my jab yesterday 🎉🎉 A bloody fantastic experience, in and out in 15minutes My antibodies are like a shield of steel (well, they will be in a fortnight)

Couldn't resist #voilaaiartist #voilaapp #cartoon #greyhairdontcare

Cue "I've not been to a gig for 18 months" post. And, no I wasn't expecting it to be Richard Hawley (and John Grant), but I'll take it - live music, nice location, lots of quiffs and turn-ups, having a proper jolly time ❤ #livemusic #PieceHall

Seeing a live band can be an entrancing, visceral, all encompassing experience We’re in danger of losing many small venues, the Music Venue Trust are working to change this Jeremy Simons and I are passionate about live music, we’ve invested, you should too Help us #OwnOurVenues

The decision to overturn Roe v. Wade is a devastating attack on women's rights. The UK government cannot remain silent. Tell @TrussLiz to condemn this breach of human rights, and to protect funding for abortion care globally. #RoeVWade. bpas-campaigns.org/campaigns/roe-…

Currently about a 7 - probably a 9/10 by Tuesday 😨 x.com/SoVeryBritish/…

A reminder today of the beautiful, rare word 'respair': fresh hope and a recovery from despair.