We are in awe of your washer/dryer!!! Plz read 'Special Care Instructions' via Jessica Lahey is on Threads as teacherlahey jessicalahey.com/comingofageint…

Which Superstars will join this list of the GRANDEST WWE WrestleMania entrances EVER after this Sunday? trib.al/fxBWpYd #WrestleMania

But the real question is has nemo found himself

Never give up on your dreams! Keep sleeping.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.

Me everyday: today is not my day

#ThrowbackThursday: Bob Schieffer and then Vice President #LBJ at Travis AFB in California, May 9, 1961.

Why fall in love when you can just fall asleep.

Really though

that girl takes the sexiest pics ever

omg this girl is so sexy

Watch Kristen Schaal tell tale of filming a hot, gassy love scene with Will Forte nbc.com/late-night-wit… #LNSM

IBM is planning something: cnb.cx/1GMHHV8

Tell me you wouldn't buy cookies from this girl scout... #goodparenting #TBT

April is national Humor Month. What do yo uthink is the funniest episode of HIMYM? #funniestepisode