Someone tell me not to spend my stimmy on books

The existence of Macbeth implies the existence of Macmeg, Macjo, and Macamy

Ok this was not the plan, but the love for the Boozy Box has been too strong... 10K retweets and we’ll find a way to make it happen for real 🧃🧃🧃

I saw Annie on the deck with the martini mixer

losing my mind at this

Me: Who ever wrote the Iliad really knocked it out of the park. Them: Homer. Me: Exactly.

Kids who grew up without cable: it is okay for us to grieve today

The most underrated book series of all time

Honestly thank god tik tok wasn’t a thing when I was in high school

The Midwestern urge to play pitch and drink crappy beers on Thanksgiving before the big meal

Jordan: “I don’t know why but you drinking so much water pisses me off”

I had the aux in the car with my family and my dad skipped the Wii sports theme but left “Nobody’s Perfect” by Hannah Montana

WE UPPPPP

NCAA Nothing compares to setting a world record! 🤩🏐 #NCAAWVB #NGWSD2024

Thanks for another reminder that my blood is useless

good morning!

📺 Media Timeout 📺 S3 | Huskers reach 15 first in the third! Harper Murray, Virginia Adriano and Andi Jackson all with 8+ kills on the night! .313 hit% for the Huskers so far! 📈 Nebraska 15, Indiana 13

🎙️ NCAA Regional Final Postgame Presser | Nebraska Volleyball x.com/i/broadcasts/1…