HELL YES

Damn bitch then do Something!

If not having my luggage for 2 weeks (and counting) has taught me anything, it’s that I’m not built for a capsule wardrobe

Why isn’t it socially acceptable to say the thing I missed the most while I was in Italy is smoking a fat bowl on my porch

Losing the idgaf war one battle at a time😭😭

“I’m sorry it was so quick” yeah me fucking too

me if there was an award for getting stoned every night

My table telling me that another customer’s service animal is fake like I’m gonna drag the dog out in cuffs

Bi girl with too many rings call that hand the meat grinder

plans for tonight

The true dangers of listening to too much Lana and adobe photoshop being a Chegg perk

this better be how he reads my tweets

Inside Out 2 if it were filmed inside my head

Happy 4Th Of July! 🇺🇸 (I fucking hate this country)

RIP brat summer it’s age gap autumn

being annoyed is the price you pay for community. it means having guests when you'd rather be alone. it means letting someone live with you even when they get on your nerves. it means showing up for events that you'd rather not go to. it means turning the other cheek.

Told my doctor I think I’m ready to be off my meds and she prescribed me two more 😞 she clocked my tea

🚨🚨I FORGOT deodorant…the day I start new (sweaty) meds, get blood drawn, AND had to do public speaking. This diva is RANK steer clear🚨🚨

“OH WHO IS YOU!?” “Im ya grandmotha…”

Pussyfooting around that autism/adhd evaluation and instead coping normally by crying in public