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How many crocs would Kid Rock rock if Kid Rock did rock crocs?

These pictures are gold. Ily

nah dude seriously you just had to be there it was hilarious like the funniest thing ive ever seen but if you werent there you cant really get it but i swear i was dead laughing it just doesnt translate well into a story but the facial expressions just killed me you just had to b

the problem is i wanna live on the beach and in the mountains

boys are like "you have a beautiful smile :) mind if i replace it with tears and anxiety for the next few months?" and girls are like "BEAUTIFUL?!?! omg thank you🥺 you said months? that's well beyond my standards for commitment🥺💕" the joke is that they both suck be asexual

Soon

*On FaceTime with my mom* Mom:"I take really bad pictures" Me:"Oh my god me too!" Mom:"But I look good in person" Me:"Maybe we don't. Maybe the pictures are what we actually look like" Mom:"Oh my word. Are we ugly" Me:"I think we just realized we're ugly."

Happiness in a picture.

IT’S GAMEDAY VOL NATION

a man with good work ethic is so attractive

Alli Medlock this happens to you a lot

Those bitches be everywhere.

Katie: "I like this game. Random fact questions. It's fun" Addie: ".....you mean trivia"

"I like toxic." "It's like PEMDAS. that shit cancels out. Right?" @KeddyBrooks

Sisterhood is important. I wish that on every woman. To find a real friend, a real sister.

If you not obsessed w/ me, we won’t work.

Sorry I have an imagination.

"oh shit a bug" "wait that's a cranberry" lex ☾