nah dude seriously you just had to be there it was hilarious like the funniest thing ive ever seen but if you werent there you cant really get it but i swear i was dead laughing it just doesnt translate well into a story but the facial expressions just killed me you just had to b
boys are like "you have a beautiful smile :) mind if i replace it with tears and anxiety for the next few months?"
and girls are like "BEAUTIFUL?!?! omg thank you🥺 you said months? that's well beyond my standards for commitment🥺💕"
the joke is that they both suck
be asexual
*On FaceTime with my mom*
Mom:"I take really bad pictures"
Me:"Oh my god me too!"
Mom:"But I look good in person"
Me:"Maybe we don't. Maybe the pictures are what we actually look like"
Mom:"Oh my word. Are we ugly"
Me:"I think we just realized we're ugly."