How do I permanently tell LinkedIn that I will NEVER pay for premium like be real

sun shame vs sun pride

guys pls no questions about how I got hit by a car today. my water bottle is okay

just watched the beekeeper movie and you’re gonna tell me she didn’t even TRY to get her money back at all???

you wouldnt last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

personally I love getting wrestling lore wrong so my man loses his mind

will never stop quoting Jenna Marbles miss her 4ever and I have a basketball game tomorrow

allie b You’re going to get me killed

just had surgery so I got some chocolate and popcorn and the guy at the checkout says, “what? Is it a chunky funky Friday night?” HELLO?

I would ditch my iPhone so fast if they brought back the Sidekick. Always wanted one so bad. (specifically the juicy couture one)

How I feel when the Trader Joe’s cashier tells me what I good job I did picking out yummy things

is it an old lady thing to really like Werther’s Original caramels? this is obviously for science

we all moved on too quick from david duchovny calling this the “best night of his life” and “magical for us too, it’s just nice to share to what im doing with her, and have her up there”

Friend sent me this.