Genuinely seems Trumps presidency is completely falling apart. Basic government services aren’t getting executed. He’s stuck in a quagmire in the Middle East. Job growth is negative and inflation is accelerating. Gas is 4-5 dollars a gallon. What a mess

When the enemy team arguing in match chat so I know the games over

Good for Alan

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SEC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow I really didn't think he was going to be THIS vindicated

Insider trading. Find out who it is and gut the administration. Done with these criminals and pedophiles

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: No charges will be filed in "Reacher" star Alan Ritchson's fight with his neighbor. Details: tmz.me/Xj7a9uQ

#AlanRitchson will not be facing criminal charges after getting into an altercation with his neighbor. Brentwood Police Captain Steven Pepin stated: “After reviewing available evidence, including video footage and witness statements, authorities determined that no criminal

I saw someone say he’s the modern Helen Keller because in a couple decades we’re not going to believe a guy with no arms or legs did the shit he did.

Please pop the bubble. Please pop the bubble. Please pop the bubble.

How my guts are gonna sound after three bites of the Fenway lobster poutine

Putting things into perspective like this should be enough to make people revolt

The richest man on earth offered to pay federal workers out of his own pocket and the government said no. Read that again. They don’t want us to win, they never did.

MAGA clutching their pearls in the replies as if they didn’t set the terms of engagement. Sorry snowflakes, comedy is now legal. 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Oomf found it

A XCOM styled Star Wars game set during the Clone wars… made by old XCOM and Star Wars fallen order devs. Please inject this shit into my veins.

“Can we hop on a quick call? Easier to explain”

Holy fucking shit this has to be satire