I’m a 4th year Western student and 3 time orientation leader. This entire O-Week was horrific. I helped lead a predominantly female team. There were multiple instances where myself or other sophs were screamed at, pushed, and touched inappropriately by men. 1/10

if we become ex friends and i look good in the photos we took together i’m leaving them up, you were merely my assistant

Yes I’m on a dating app. No I don’t want to go on a date or meet anyone new ever. We exist

I think my favorite part of my life is when I get a package

You've heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready to wake up every day until you die.

well well well, if it isn’t my absolute breaking point

i have always been single if you claim to be my ex you are delusional

you’ve heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for me at my worst

my secret? 4 days of treating my body like a temple then 3 days of treating my body like the Great Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch

new year new me and this time im way worse

“when you are accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression.”

No one is pro-pandemic, but some of us are pro-surviving this pandemic. There’s a huge difference.

ur honor are u mad at me

if only there was a place i could buy furniture while eating meatballs

all i want for christmas is just for my stomach to not feel weird for a single fucking moment of my life

Did anyone else realize that watching The Real Housewives trains you to argue better? Or is it just me?

I am 6 months clean from WebMD today