Oh it’s international women’s day? *Thinking back to 30 minutes ago when I looked out my window and saw a woman walking by* (to self) so that explains that.

hmm.. better lock in tomorrow and fix everything and do everything

My career as a slippery Wild West outlaw was tragically cut short after being shot to death by every sheriff from every county all at once

bad PR week for bull sharks. have read 1000 articles about how they love brackish water with extreme low visibility where they can thrash around and maul anything that bumps into them. highly unsympathetic

Crazy to think there are people who oppose ICE but support the IDF.

Dreaming of running the perfect errand without taking any damage

Manufacturing is coming back!

Imagine your bike has been at the Wright Brother’s repair shop for weeks and you see Orville suddenly whiz over your head in a contraption

Hate when people comment “lol” on a joke I posted. Oh did I finally barely cross the threshold for what you consider humorous? Go fuck yourself

My doctor says I need to “fuck off”

Before Social Security, half of all seniors died in poverty. We’re headed back there while the rich get richer every day.

That’s like nazis wishing happy hannukah to jews in 1943

I want to have an open casket funeral specifically so they display me on my side with a last minute bbl

If I say hello to the person sitting next to me on the bus will they kick me off

what if we killed them

never forget what you’re fighting for

This is how Israel was established and we're supposed to pretend it's super complicated and approach with nuance and understanding for the settler with the gun.

Telling everyone I have a boat and pulling up to the dock on this