timezones are so weird. australia is in 2026, america is in 2025, and i’m still at the restaurant, still sitting in a corner i haunt.

i miss when the glitter on the floor after the party looked like this

"If you tax billionaires you won't have billionaires anymore." EXACTLY.

if i’m ever elected into office, i will be sworn in on a copy of the tortured poets department and you can’t stop me

Anyone who uses grok to undress people should be on the sex offender registry IDGAF y’all are weirdddd

men are so cute sometimes, i wish they were good people

Turns out women get more autoimmune diseases from suppressed anger and trauma...so basically every time you don't flip a table, your immune system takes a hit. Moral of the story? Throw the fucking chair, girl. It's preventative medicine

"men are the providers" is crazy because most of us wouldn't be alive if our mothers didn't provide for us

You shouldn’t need a personal connection to injustice to care about it

literally

STOP USING AI TO MAKE CARTOONS OF YOURSELVES OMG YOU’RE 40!!!!

“i asked chat gpt” have you tried asking literally anyone else

no offence, but if i’m venting about my mental health & you bring up god i will literally set everyone on fire

As the president bombs Iran at the behest of Israel, I would like to say a heartfelt fuck you to every single person who voted for trump, voted 3rd party or simply sat home because “both sides suck.”

‘I pictured you with other girls, in love. Then threw up on the street.’ Is the most relatable lyrics she’s ever wrote.

how much sad did you ???????????? think i had did you ?????? think i had in me ??????????????????? how much tragedy ??????????????

it’d be great if every person on earth sincerely wanted every other person on earth to be safe and cared for and then we could all be safe and cared for