I've missed it, but has Jeremy Corbyn promised to nationalise Jamie Oliver's restaurants?

This is class... he doesn't even react 😎😎 🎥 matanos10/Instagram

Oficial: Óliver Torres, nuevo jugador del Sevilla Fútbol Club Firma 5 temporadas. Operación muy compleja que logra Monchi. Petición expresa de Lopetegui. Futbolista de calidad. Ojalá triunfe Óliver Torres Muñoz en Sevilla como merece.

This is why I can’t take anyone seriously once they play the “mansplaining” card.

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This could be Labour's worst performance since it became one of the natural parties of government. Huge question for the party now about whether it wants to become an influential pressure group or a contender to govern.

Top bantz from Adam Boulton.

Top marks from Sir: ⁦⁦King's College NHS⁩ surgeon ⁦⁦Duncan Bew⁩ ⁦makes it onto our front page thanking pupils ⁦Blackheath Prep⁩ ⁦Dulwich College⁩ ⁦Sevenoaks School⁩ and Bentfield school in Essex for designing coronavirus masks for medics.

My wife threw my new football over the wall as she thought it belonged to our neighbour’s 9 year old lad. I’ve had to ask them if I can please have my ball back. I’m 36 years old.

When is Jeremy going to stop following him around?

Anyway I’m fairly sure that in 20 years most jobs in ‘cyber’ will be done by machines: and data scientists will need to retrain as ballerinas. #CyberSecurity

Refusing to believe anything you're told, doesn't make you cleverer than the rest of us. Recognising the times when you are actually being told the truth is a crucial skill.

This is my favourite Wayne Rooney goal. He's picked up a knock... he's 🤌 at the ref but wait... the ball's there (I think) so why not try and street soccer it *through the physical structure* of the Stretford End 🤝

After years of living it online, I honestly worry about our collective ability to handle relative political stability. We’re too addicted to the constant rage to just let it go.

As #Easter approaches it is the perfect time to explore the neighbourhood. Our amazing #PTFA have worked hard to decorate their windows and provide an #EasterTrail for the school community. Lots of EGG-citing prizes to be won... #SchoolCommunity #WorkingTogether #BlackheathLife

I saw this and couldn’t believe it was real and had to check Insta and it’s absolutely real and let me tell you I’m just about finished with you people

Mattchin just made this and sent it to the group. It deserves a wider audience

That famous goal from Sir Bobby Charlton vs Mexico in the World Cup Quarter Final back in 1966. Legendary. x.com/OTD_Sport/stat…

Current status: Watching this on repeat 😍🔂